*me to a co-worker*
Me: So what are your plans for Valentine’s day?
Her: Oh my boyfriend and I are going to dinner! Do you have plans?
Me: Well, I had six offers but I decided to stick with this one guy…
Her: Oh my! Lucky you!
Me: I know right!
Me in my head: Actually they are all fictional and it is a video game soooo, yeah…
(outofbluecomesgreen did the photo for me)